So the countdown continues for my departure to Seoul. In 19 days, at the wee hour of 6am, and after several hours of morning angst, I'll finally be boarding my flight to The Land of the Morning Calm.
In my preparation I continue to come across random, intriguing, and sometimes just weird tidbits about Korea, and I can't wait 3 weeks to tell you all about them, so I've put together a little compilation of the things I can expect to encounter. Consider this a "before" look at Korea, with an "after" soon to follow.
Fermented cabbage? Why of course I'll have another helping!
Anyone who has spoken to me in the last six months has heard the word kimchi, but you ma y not know exactly what it is. Kimchi is a staple for Koreans, and is usually eaten as a side dish with just about any main course, and often. Although there are several different varieties, it usually consists of cabbage that has been stuffed with any number of ingredients, then put into clay pots and buried in the ground and fermented. I've tried an American rendition of Kimchi, and it was about as tasty as it sounds. From what I hear, it's an acquired taste, so check back with me in a few months.
I'll drink to that
From what I hear, Korean beer is terrible, and soju is the way to go. Soju is a rice wine, and is compared to vodka in flavor, although it is supposed to be slightly sweeter. Drinking soju is a social event and is usually taken as a shot, and it is rude to refuse a drink if someone offers it to you. Although it is usually not mixed, it's not uncommon to drop it into a beer for a sake-bomb-esque drink. At 1 to 3 bucks a bottle, it sure beats crappy Korean beer. Soju, I look forward to you.
Spice Girls, eat your heart out
My first encounter with K-pop started with the question, "I wonder what
the music scene is like in Korea?" A google search and a few youtube clicks later, I found Dong Bang Shin Ki. There are no words to describe the Hello-Kitty-meets-Nysnc type music/videos these people are producing. I thought I hated Katy Perry and Britney Spears... Try Katy Perry and Britney Spears' Korean lovechild on a handful of cocaine vomiting gummy bears and bubble gum.
K-pop (Korean Pop, if you haven't picked that up yet) is a phenomenon I don't yet understand. In a country that is so progressive in terms of technology and such, they seem to be stuck in some sort of 90's boy band era when it comes to music. A few other oddities about these groups: Most of them have several members.. Like 17 members.. And all of their songs have English titles, although they are sung mostly in Korean. They do usually throw in a few English words, but I'm pretty certain they don't really know what they're singing. Maybe it's the cool thing to do? While it goes without saying that I'm not exactly a fan, these groups are uber popular inKorea, and are probably not going anywhere for awhile.
She bang She bang
While in Dallas I had to drag my friends to karaoke just to be the only one brave/fun enough to get up and belt my heart out, I will not have that trouble in Korea. Karaoke is a favorite pastime, and once again, it is impolite to refuse. Karaoke rooms, or noraebangs, are all over the place. Although I think part of the fun of karaoke is listening to random drunk people at the bar, the concept in Korea might play to the timid. You and your friends rent a room privately, for 10 to 20 bucks an hour and just sing the night away. So why don't they just stay home and play rock band with their buds? Well I just don't know the answer to that yet.. And if there's any doubt in your mind about how much Koreans love their karaoke, they also have "coin noraebangs" which are basically like a sing-along jukebox, but they are located in random public places.. like the train.
On a different note,
I thought I'd tell you guys a little bit about the size of Seoul. Seoul is a lot more concentrated than what I am used to, with a population of 10.3 million just in the city proper. For comparison's sake, New York City has a population of 8.1 mil, and for all you Dallasites, the
entire DFW metroplex has a population of 6.3 mil - and that's spread over several thousand square miles. If I were to include the metropolitan areas surrounding Seoul, the numbers pass 25 million. Wowza.
DMZ
Just north of Seoul (30 miles-ish) is the Korean Demilitarized Zone. This is literally a buffer zone between North and South Korea, heavily guarded by soldiers from both sides. I've read a few differing articles about the width of the DMZ, but it seems to be somewhere between 2 and 4 miles, and of course it runs the length of the Korean border. Although it is the most heavily armed border in the world, there are actually tours offered for the area. It sounds about as enticing to me as the tours they are now doing for Chernobyl, but I'm kind of considering it. The tours allow you to see tunnels that were attempted by North Korea into South Korea, and get a glimpse of North Korean soldiers on watch from the other side.
Here is a pic of the border at Panmunjeom, which is a joint security area. The North Korean soldiers are on the far side; South Korean soldiers in the foreground. Stepping over the line in between means being shot.
Ironically, the land that makes up the DMZ has become one of the most well-preserved habitats in the world due to the lack of human presence. It is actually home to several species of endangered animals and plants.
Konglish
Perhaps my favorite subject so far is Konglish! This is definitely something I will have to follow up on once I arrive, but every blog and forum I have read has mentioned it. Konglish = Korean + English. Apparently Koreans try to use English, even when they don't know what it means, or they have been taught an English word with the wrong meaning, and the result is pretty funny. They play American songs with cuss words in family settings, wear inappropriate T-shirts, or make signs that definitely should have been proofread by a native English speaker. The funny part is that they really don't have any idea. I've seen several examples, but I'll just wait to share my own with you once I come across them. Consider this my cliffhanger. :)